I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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