Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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