this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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