Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So here I am, sexting at work.
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