David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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