I hope mine doesn't look like that
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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