Your dad touched me again.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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