I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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