your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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