no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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