Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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