That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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