I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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