I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
tell me about the fingering
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