Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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