how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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