She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Dicks are not precious.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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