glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
