He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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