I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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