Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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