i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
