Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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