i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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