I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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