would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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