Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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