Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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