Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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