i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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