Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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