Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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