I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He? As in you personified your dick?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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