so that wasnt chicken after all
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
