oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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