I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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