Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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