when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
