Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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