She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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