I love black thongs
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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