Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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