I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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