Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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