census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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