just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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