So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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