Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Holy shit dude........stairs
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