Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
