it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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