Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I don't want my vagina anymore.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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