Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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