Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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