now i know why i became what i already was.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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